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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Was the EU formed to hurt the US as Trump claims?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Still no good

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

What are examples of real life forced feminization?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Next, they tried...

No way

Still no good.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

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